There is a scene from the most beloved Southern novel,
Divine Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood,
where the narrator suggests to the reader
that if you know something funnier than pootin,
to please let her know.
Divine Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood,
where the narrator suggests to the reader
that if you know something funnier than pootin,
to please let her know.
My sister, bless her, lives by the moto that she too,
knows of nothing funnier than farts.
She has always loved her some potty humor.
knows of nothing funnier than farts.
She has always loved her some potty humor.
She can giggle and laugh in the most inconvenient of circumstances
if there is a toot involved.
Especially her own.
if there is a toot involved.
Especially her own.
It can be embarrassing.
But, that folks, is humor at it's finest.
Joking about farting,
it's pretty hilarious.
But in real life,
eh... not so much.
You won't catch me letting one rip. I'm not that cool.
The idea of breathing in someone else's poop particles
(because that's what a fart is)
(because that's what a fart is)
is rather gross to me.
One who cares nothing
and who works toots out
without a care in the world.
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